University of Denied Claims Crest Unisex Hoodie

University of Denied Claims, School of Prior Authorization. A full collegiate seal — caduceus on a shield, laurel branches, open books at the base — ringed by the motto every clinician earns the hard way. Ex cathedra, ex copay across the top banner; veni, vidi, billed across the bottom. From across a room it reads as a real crest, which is the entire joke. For anyone who has sat on hold to argue medical necessity with someone reading from a script.

The University of Denied Claims Crest Unisex Hoodie is a midweight fleece pullover with a jersey-lined hood, metal eyelets and a front pouch pocket, in twelve colours and sizes S–2XL.

• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece with a 100% cotton face
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)
• Jersey-lined hood, metal eyelets, twill neck tape
• Split-stitch double-needle sewing throughout, 1×1 ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Printed to order in the US