Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em! Men's Athletic T-shirt

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SKU: 8302114_9952

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em! The oldest joke on the ward, in bold red 1950s lettering beside a pin-up nurse in a white dress and cap, on a moisture-wicking athletic...

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Color: Charcoal

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Rectum? Damn near killed 'em! The oldest joke on the ward, in bold red 1950s lettering beside a pin-up nurse in a white dress and cap, on a moisture-wicking athletic tee. For the gym after the shift, the charity 5K and the GI lab's softball team.

The Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em! Men's Athletic T-shirt is a lightweight polyester-spandex performance tee that wicks sweat and keeps its shape, printed edge to edge, in a charcoal body and sizes XS–3XL.

• 92% polyester, 8% spandex (US orders); 90% polyester, 10% elastane elsewhere
• Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²)
• Moisture wicking, four-way stretch
• Printed, cut and sewn to order in the US

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Product specifications table
Specification name	Specification Value
Activewear clothing features	Moisture wicking, UV protection, Four-way stretch
Activity	Universal
Color pattern	Gray, Black
Fabric	Polyester, Lycra
Neckline	Crew
Sleeve length type	Short
Target gender	Male
Top length type	Medium

Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em! Men's Athletic T-shirt

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