Trust Me I'm a Doctor: Spread Your Cheeks V-Neck T-Shirt

Spread your cheeks and say ahh. Trust me, I'm a doctor. A pin-up in red polka dots and a nurse cap holds up a syringe with a smile, the instruction arched over her head in red, the reassurance in black block letters below and a red cross in the corner. For the proctologist, the GI fellow, the ER doc with a dark sense of humor and the friend who deserves the shirt.

The Trust Me I'm a Doctor: Spread Your Cheeks V-Neck T-Shirt is a lightweight combed ring-spun cotton V-neck with a retail fit, side-seamed and pre-shrunk, in athletic heather or white and unisex sizes S–2XL.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heather colors blend in polyester; dark grey heather is 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction
• V-neck, retail fit
• Printed to order in the US