Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em! Fitted V-Neck T-Shirt

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em! The oldest joke on the ward, in bold red 1950s lettering beside a pin-up nurse in a white dress and cap sitting pretty with her heels crossed, with a small second nurse printed below the collar on the back. For the GI lab, the colonoscopy recovery bay, the surgical tech with a dark sense of humor and anyone who has heard the line and laughed anyway.

The backstory, for anyone who has not heard it: a man tells the nurse a car hit his dog in the rear. "Rectum," she corrects him. "Wrecked him? Damn near killed him!"

The Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em! Fitted V-Neck T-Shirt is a Gildan Softstyle V-neck in 4.5 oz preshrunk cotton with a mitered V, a modern classic fit and a tear-away label, in eight colors and sizes XS–3XL.

• Gildan G64V Softstyle, 4.5 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton (Sport Grey 90/10; Dark Heather, Heather Irish Green and Heather Purple 65/35)
• Mitered V-neck, modern classic fit, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeves and hem
• Size chart (in): body length XS 27, S 28, M 29, L 30, XL 31, 2XL 32, 3XL 33; body width XS 18, S 20, M 22, L 24, XL 26, 2XL 28
• Printed to order; ships to US addresses only