Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em! V-Neck T-Shirt

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em! The oldest joke on the ward, in bold red 1950s lettering beside a pin-up nurse in a white dress and cap sitting pretty with her heels crossed, on a V-neck this time. For the GI lab, the colonoscopy recovery bay, the surgical tech with a dark sense of humor and anyone who has heard the line and laughed anyway.

The Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em! V-Neck T-Shirt is a lightweight combed ring-spun cotton V-neck, pre-shrunk and side-seamed with a coverstitched neckline, in athletic heather or dark grey heather and unisex sizes S–2XL.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (athletic heather 90% cotton, 10% polyester; dark grey heather 52% cotton, 48% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, coverstitched V-neck
• Printed to order in the US