Things Are About to Get Really Weird Men's Fitted T-Shirt

Things are about to get really weird. A retro pin-up nurse in starched white — cap tilted, red cross, syringe held up like a cocktail garnish — crouches between two lines of gold movie-poster lettering. Whatever is coming next, she already knows, and she is not the least bit worried about it.

The Things Are About to Get Really Weird Men’s Fitted T-Shirt is a form-fitting combed ring-spun cotton tee, pre-shrunk and light enough for a long shift or a longer night after one. Fourteen colors, sizes S through 3XL.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd.² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles, pre-shrunk
• Form-fitting cut, short sleeve
• Sizes S–3XL in fourteen colors, from black and midnight navy to cream, natural and white