Trust Me I'm a Doctor: Spread Your Cheeks Fitted T-Shirt

Spread your cheeks and say ahh. Trust me, I'm a doctor. A pin-up in red polka dots and a nurse cap holds up a syringe with a smile, the instruction arched over her head in red, the reassurance in white block letters below and a red cross in the corner. For the proctologist, the GI fellow, the ER doc with a dark sense of humor and the friend who deserves the shirt.

The Trust Me I'm a Doctor: Spread Your Cheeks Fitted T-Shirt is a men's fitted cut in lightweight combed ring-spun cotton, side-seamed with a slim fit, in three colors and sizes XS–3XL.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145 g/m²)
• Side-seamed, fitted cut
• Crew neck with 1 × 1 rib
• Printed to order in the US