Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em! Black White Plaid Board Shorts

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em! The oldest joke on the ward, in bold red 1950s lettering beside a pin-up nurse in a white dress and cap, printed on the left leg of black-and-white plaid board shorts. For the beach week after boards, the GI lab pool party and the friend who tells the joke at every barbecue. They match the plaid bomber jacket and beach towel.

The Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em! Black White Plaid Board Shorts are quick-drying polyester-spandex trunks with a lace-up waist, mesh lining, side pockets and a back pocket, in eleven sizes from 2XS to 6XL.

• 94% polyester, 6% spandex, quick dry
• Fabric weight: 7.67 oz/yd² (260 g/m²)
• Lace-up waist, mesh lining, side and back pockets
• Printed, cut and sewn to order in the US