Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em! Men's Fitted T-Shirt

Rectum? Damn near killed ’em! The joke that will not die, delivered by a 1950s pin-up nurse seated with her legs out and a red-cross cap on, RECTUM? in red above DAMN NEAR KILLED ’EM! in gold block letters. For the GI crowd, the endoscopy suite, the break room that has heard it a hundred times and laughs anyway.

The Rectum? Damn Near Killed ’Em! Men’s Fitted T-Shirt is the form-fitting cut of the line: combed ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk and light, in fourteen colors and sizes S through 3XL. The same joke runs across shirts, a hoodie, a bomber, beach towels, a jigsaw puzzle, pickleball paddles and a vanity plate.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd.² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles, pre-shrunk
• Form-fitting cut, short sleeve
• Sizes S–3XL in fourteen colors, from black and midnight navy to cream, natural and white