Skilled, Medically Necessary, Mildly Sarcastic Washed T-Shirt

Skilled. Medically necessary. Mildly sarcastic. The back of this tee reads like a performance review that got out of hand: #SKILLED in red spray-paint script, MEDICALLY NECESSARY in clinical black caps and MILDLY SARCASTIC in red again, boxed like a hazard label. On the front, an anatomical drawing of a Monkey mini bike, every tube and spoke rendered like a plate from a textbook, sits in a faded sun-bleached patch. For nurses, medics, techs and doctors whose bedside manner is excellent and whose break-room manner is not: a funny gift for the coworker who says what everyone is thinking.

The Skilled, Medically Necessary, Mildly Sarcastic Washed T-Shirt is a loose, drop-shoulder unisex tee in washed black with a vintage sun-faded finish, sizes S–2XL.

• 100% cotton, 250 gsm (7.4 oz)
• Washed, sun-faded finish; each print sits in its own bleached patch
• Loose fit, drop shoulder, round neck
• Front: anatomical Monkey bike; back: the slogan
• Machine wash cold on gentle, tumble dry low, do not iron the print